odair:

how is any of this considered blogging

(via radiantneverland)

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

hotwhiteguy:

my chopsticks know i’m white

(via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

snazziest:

I’m reading your palm and it says it belongs on my butt

(via gnarly)

The weirder you get the cooler things becomes — Mark Patterson, @Expherience (via kushandwizdom)

More good vibes here

(via quotelounge)

(via quotelounge)

nakedly:

you are not fat
you have fat 
you also have fingernails 
you are not fingernail 

(via gnarly)

motherfuckingdragonsyo:

I made an old lady blush today at work because she ordered two senior coffees and I said “SENIOR ? I’m sorry miss, i’m going to have to ask to see some ID.” and she covered her mouth and went “Oh dear me” and couldn’t stop smiling

(via asstrunaut)

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative


That’s my child right there.

neghenaha:

judahbooty:

Every kid should be this appreciative

That’s my child right there.

(via suckabagofdicks)